2 adults

2 children

4 rucksacks

16 countries

4 continents

14 languages

16 flights

19 airports

72 airline meals

6 airlines

150 hostesses

10 ugly ones

16 hotels

7 apartments

8 motels

2 villas

1 backpackers

3 tents - 1 big, 2 small

34 campsites

4 cabins

25 cockroaches

16 aeroplanes

8 pleasure boats

3 ferries

25 trains

7 trams

55 busses

45 taxis

1 motorbike

2 cable cars

2 motorhomes

4 hire cars

no bicycles

6 theme parks

12 museums

11 cinemas

601 tickets

12 beaches

7 islands

4 coral reefs

5000 palm trees

35 dolphins

24 swimming pools

38 Internet Cafes

4 elephants

3 cameras

1 swiss army knife

18 projectile vomits

47 insect bites

10 bad stomachs

2 scars

1 chipped tooth

half a dozen falls

Single currency

100s of toll booths

1 World Cup

England 1 Brazil 2

1 Great Wall

5000 miles

1 Forbidden City

half a million vending machines

Tokyo - 1 clean city

Hiroshima - World War 2

1 bomb

140,000 dead

1000s of tailors

all your best mate

1 island

100s of tower blocks

1 River Kwai

1 bridge

4 elephants

dozens of malls

1 chinatown

1 little Italy

1 little India

1 tiny hotel

0 windows

2 cockroaches

millions of ants

no chance

1 bridge

1 opera house

20 million friendly people

dozens of beaches

1000s of surfboards

1 Surfers’ Paradise

1 plastic Elvis

Thank you very much

1 Didjeridu

5 Koalas

50 Kangaroos

40 dead ones

“don’t drive at night”

2 islands

1 fjord

100s of mountains

1000s of motorhomes

dozens of empty roads

no motorbike

bugger.

2 cultures

2 volcanoes

1 Bay of Islands

1 Disneyland

5 rollercoasters

4 log flumes

1 famous beach

Hawaii 5 0

24 casinos

10000 fruit machines

$45 in

$25 out

1 winner